What You'll Get
Without lasers, diamonds would have to sit behind the protection of rottweilers, and CEOs would have to underline important points in presentations with office-trained english pointers. Celebrate the simplifying benefits of illumination with today's Groupon: for $999, you get one SmartLipo laser body-sculpting treatment at Atlantis Medical Wellness Center in Silver Spring (a $2,000 value). This treatment is valid on the lower abdomen, waist, love handles, lower back, or arms.
The licensed medical professionals at Atlantis smooth away superfluous curves with FDA-approved, SmartLipo laser body-sculpting treatments. A minimally invasive procedure, SmartLipo touts a shorter recovery time, fewer complications, and a more impressive laser-light show than traditional liposuction. During each procedure, body-sculpting savants desensitize body rinds with local anesthesia and pepper pelts with several small incisions the size of a pen tip. Technicians dissolve extraneous fat with slender needles and then pull hides taut with a contouring laser.
Trimmed torsos return to their regularly scheduled routines within 24 to 48 hours, swathed in a pressure dressing or compression garment for two to three weeks. Patrons procure only minor bruising and diminutive scars, no more noticeable than those acquired at kitten-kissing booths.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.