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Reviewed October 26, 2011
Reviewed October 26, 2011
What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep extraterrestrials secret with today’s Groupon: for $999, you get a SmartLipo laser body-sculpting treatment on one area of the body (a $2,500 value) at Attitude Med Spa.
Helmed by Dr. Simong Youmans, Attitude Med Spa delivers daring, up-to-the-minute beauty treatments within the confines of a soothing spa environment adorned with elegant flora and artwork. FDA-approved SmartLipo utilizes a laser to infiltrate the treatment area through a small incision, hunting down rogue fat cells and converting them into material that exits the body naturally. After a consultation with the doctor, clients can choose to melt overfed cells from more than 15 areas, such as the love handles, knees, flanks, and armpits. A minimally invasive alternative to traditional liposuction, SmartLipo lasers can firm and tighten saggy skin, shed stubborn pounds, and sculpt silly-putty bodyscapes into knock-offs of Michelangelo's David without the use of general anesthesia.
SmartLipo sessions last approximately four hours and may cause slight bruising, indicating that fat cells are properly indignant about the treatment and will swear off reproducing out of bitter spite. Many patients return to work the next day, able to fit into cubicles and slip under office doors with great ease.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Attitude Med Spa
The medical directors, aestheticians, and technicians at Attitude Med Spa use pharmaceutical-grade Image Skincare products in combination with aesthetic technology to smooth, tighten, and shape all areas of the physique. Divided into six body-bettering arenas, the med spa’s services include novel treatments such as facial plasma rejuvenation to aggressively resurface skin, as well as more traditional facials and peels. From facial fillers to organic, DHA-infused spray-tan sessions, the team’s treatments address dozens of epidermal concerns. Treatments also work to expedite weight loss with body sculpting, which can shave off the inches necessary for clients to fit into little black dresses or the child seat of a shopping cart.