What You'll Get
Yellow teeth indicate an addiction to smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. I can't believe it's not toothpaste with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute in-office whitening treatment with custom take-home trays at Audubon Dental P.C. (a $499 value).
At Audubon Dental P.C., Dr. Mylene Glueckert Reinicke and her squad of trained tooth techs work hard to brighten chompers with LumiBrite light-activated whitening gel. Over the course of an hour, enamel is scrubbed clean of excessive stains from coffee, tea, and age. During the appointment, chompers also pose for impressions that will be used to create take-home custom trays that fit the mouth as snug as a glove that has been repeatedly gnawed on. Patients waltz home with these custom trays along with their own supply of whitening gel, which may be used for routine upkeep or as the finishing touch on an all too-lifelike marionette.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or $55 fee may apply. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.