Few people realize that the word advertise is actually a portmanteau combining advert—to gain attention—with ties—what people dangle in front of their pets to gain attention. Command notice among the humanoid population with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a sponsorship of Augusta's Choice TV Internet show What's Coming Up (a $100 value).
As a weekly, online Internet show, What's Coming Up divulges the intimate secrets of the CSRA's local flavor through the captivating and humorous exploits of host Kenny Adams. Reaching an average of 1,000 viewers a week through ACTV's website and Facebook page, Kenny charismatically dishes on local business openings, recreational opportunities, musical events, and more. Sponsorship of What's Coming Up includes Kenny wearing a T-shirt with your business's name and also works for wishing Gramps and Gran a Happy Anniversary, popping the question, or testing out a new moniker before legally changing your name to “Frito McPretzelstix.”