Spooky is the most neglected of the five basic human emotions: spooky, joy, sorrow, grouchy, and wet. Get horror glands pumping with today’s Groupon to Ault Acres Haunted Attraction in Perrysburg. Choose from the following options:

• For $15, you get a haunted-trail experience for two (a $30 value).
• For $28, you get a haunted-trail experience for four (a $60 value).
• For $40, you get a haunted-trail experience for six (a $90 value).

Each haunted-trail experience includes:

• Trail admission (a $10 value/person)
• Outdoor movie tickets (a $4 value/person)
• Popcorn (a $1 value/person)

Ault Acres sends shivers of horror and delight up adventurous spines with 10 acres of haunted forest and classic fright flicks played on a big outdoor screen. After nightfall, thrill seekers assemble on the edge of a murky wood, where the demise of two young lovers who now haunt the area seeking revenge. The fate-tempting party then ventures into the forest shadows for a 25-minute fear ambush, perfect for aspiring actors or auctioneers searching for an acceptable place to practice blood-curdling screams. After frightening interactions with werewolves, zombies, and vampires, the group emerges at last from the timberland and makes its way to the outdoor cinema for a screening of a classic horror film.

Each miraculously spared soul will receive a bag of popcorn to sate appetites and muffle sobs simultaneously. Patrons are also welcome to bring lawn chairs and blankets for enhanced cinematic comfort. On the evening of Wednesday, October 26, stuntman and actor Kane Hodder, known for his four cinematic turns as Friday the 13th ’s Jason Voorhees, will be on hand to sign autographs for anyone willing to venture within slashing distance.

Though Ault Acres offers similar bundle packages online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available for multiple tickets.