Today's side deal slashes your electricity bill without dimming the lights and causing accidental romance between you and the pizza delivery boy. For $149, you get a home energy-use audit from Austin Auditors (a $300 value). These professionals will pore over any living space up to 3,000 square feet in size (with each additional square foot costing $0.07 extra). They'll pinpoint porous points around your front door or in your attic, test your tubes for gas leaks, and supply you with a 30-page, double-spaced, page-numbered report chock full of advice, cost calculations, recommendations, contractor contacts, and a full, correctly formatted bibliography of the sources for their honors thesis on magical realism in American literature.
While installing wind turbines in your living room and running your dogs on juice-generating treadmills are great leaps toward personal energy efficiency, it will all be in vain if your home leaks heat or if you've had the air conditioner facing the wrong way. Stop sealing your windows with peanut butter and lighting your kitchen solely with your radiant smile, and let Austin Auditors green your home while saving you green on your energy bill.
There's no shortage of energy among homeowners on Google, who enthusiastically give Austin Auditors a perfect five stars:
- Not only was the auditor nice and friendly, he also taught me a lot about what he was doing and what I could be doing to better the energy efficiency of my place, and lower my bills. – Angela
- We hired Austin Auditors to do an energy audit of our older home and give us suggestions for what improvements we could make that would give us the greatest amount of energy efficiency for the least cost. The result was the best experience we have ever had with any service company anywhere. – Nancy