Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office teeth-whitening treatment at Austin Total Healthcare in South Austin (a $249 value).
In addition to its chiropractic and physical-therapy clinic, Total Healthcare also excels at treating mouth bones with quick, professional teeth whitening. The in-office treatment whitens teeth up to five shades in a simple 15–20 minute bleaching session, leaving your porcelain mouth gang with a threatening sheen. Most patients bask in brightened results for several years or until they can no longer resist the temptation to chew on coal.
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