Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $99, you get an in-office teeth-whitening treatment at Austin Total Healthcare in South Austin (a $249 value).
In addition to its chiropractic and physical-therapy clinic, Total Healthcare also excels at treating mouth bones with quick, professional teeth whitening. The in-office treatment whitens teeth up to five shades in a simple 15–20 minute bleaching session, leaving your porcelain mouth gang with a threatening sheen. Most patients bask in brightened results for several years or until they can no longer resist the temptation to chew on coal.
Coffee. Cigarette smoke. Rit Dye mislabeled as toothpaste. These culprits and more can leave teeth stained, but those blemishes don't have to be permanent. At Platinum Smiles, technicians wielding light-activated whitening gel restore teeth to their original luster during easy 15-20 minute sessions.