What You'll Get
If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the inch of dirt on your car window, Autawash Car Wash and Detail Center can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, you'll get a Full-Service Wheel Express Car Wash and your choice of one express detail service for $24 (a $45 value). This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car, it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver or the perfect aggressive gift should you "borrow" your carpooler's car and then return it cleaned.
The full-service wash at this environmentally friendly shop (which reuses 30% or more of the wash water and collects wastewater to protect local streams and rivers) includes a rim scrubbing, tire polishing, a clear-coat protectant, interior vacuum, interior and exterior window cleaning, bad vibe-clearing candle-lighting ceremony, and air freshener. After your car’s sparkling, hone in on problem areas with the 15-minute express service of your choice: interior super clean (clean and dress vinyls and leathers, vacuum carpet and mats, clean all interior areas), paint protectant (protects finishes, removes mild oxidation, makes shinier), carpet deep clean (removes soli and most stains), or wheel brightening and rim detail (removes baked on brake dust, makes shiny like a moon made of mirrors). Whether you want to rid your car’s carpet of stains or admire your reflection in a glimmering hood, one of Autawash’s four options will remedy any automobic emergency. Redeem your Groupon at any one of its three locations.
Most people wait until their car develops its own ecosystem before deciding it's time to clean. Let the Autawash staff, with their years of detailing experience and knowledge of the latest techniques, wade into the mess to give your car a better cleaning job than you could give it. You never know when you might have to drive your boss to an across-town meeting or uptown limestone mine. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.
Sweaty Eddie’s Mobile Car Dirtying System
Car washes target people with dirty cars, but there are a handful of places that cater to people with already pristine vehicles. Sweaty Eddie’s Mobile Car-Dirtying System does just that. Here's the transcript of Sweaty Eddie’s first radio ad, read by Sweaty Eddie himself:
- Sweaty Eddie here. People hate that new-car feeling. Make your car feel lived in. More precisely, make your car feel like I lived in it for a week, because that's what I’ll do. I don’t need your keys, just tell me where your car is, and I’ll sleep, eat, bathe, and generally make myself at home in your car for five days. I won’t leave your car for any reason unless it catches it fire, which it likely will. If you’re not completely satisfied, I’ll send my cousin Russ to pick up some pizzas and make everything right. Call now. I’ve got the number around here somewhere.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Valid for cars and SUVs only. Not valid with other offers. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.