What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $39, you get a mini detailing package from AutoButlers delivered to your car's location at your home or office (an $85 value).
AutoButlers charges to customers' homes or offices in the entire Memphis metropolitan area to make vehicles as visually appealing as possible with professional, caring car-cleaning services. A mini detailing package will slather your car or SUV with suds during a gentle hand washing, protect its shell with 100% Brazilian Carnauba wax, dress its wheels and tires to kill asphalt, and cloak its windshield with Rain-X to offer protection from Zeus' frustrated sky tears. Inside, shampoo will attend to the carpets, and a complete interior wipe down will soothe and protect surfaces and upholstery from future stains.
Unlike other car-detailing companies, AutoButlers uses neither washboards nor wringers to cleanse your vehicle. Rather, it treats each washee as if it were Dale Earnhardt's own personal racecar by using high-quality products to ban blemishes from your pothole dodger. Revel in the convenience of choosing where and when your car is serviced by calling to schedule an appointment.
An additional surcharge of $20 could be applied for large SUVs such as the Ford Excursion, Ford F-150, and Hummers. For vehicles freshly dirtied by a major mudding excursion, an additional charge of $25 may apply.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. $25 fee for excessive mud; $20 fee for extra-large SUV's, incl Ford Excursion, Ford F-150, and Hummer. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.