What You'll Get
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $33, you get a comprehensive coupon card that includes three oil changes, two half-price oil changes, two tire rotations, an air-conditioner performance test, brake inspection, and additional discounts from Auto Care Super Saver (a $79.95 value), with three locations in Aiea, Ewa Beach, and Waipahu.
Auto Care Super Saver relieves car caretakers of some expenses and fretting with a bundle of maintenance services redeemable over the course of a full year. Keep joyrides running smoothly with three complimentary oil changes and two half-price oil changes (prices vary by location), which include up to 5 quarts of nonsynthetic oil, lube, and a filter, or give a jalopy a pedicure with two tire rotations that even out wheel wear and tear. Services can be unleashed upon any one of a customer's vehicles, whether they be station wagons, sports cars, or feral merry-go-round mounts, and cover a slew of possible automotive ailments. With the comprehensive coupon card, clients receive 15 percent off any additional repairs. With the included air-conditioner performance tests, Auto Care Super Saver cleanses cars' circulatory systems, keeping vents from spewing heat or fully formed snowmen, and the included brake inspection reveals any stopping problems and gains customers a $20 discount on any brake servicing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 5 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. Extra fee for more than 5 quarts of oil, diesel oil, or synthetic oil. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.