The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $33, you get an Auto Care Super Saver punch card from Auto Care Super Saver (a $79.95 value). This Groupon is redeemable at Karns Kar Repair Service & Sales. The coupon card includes:

• Three oil changes
• Two half-price oil changes
• Two tire rotations
• One air-conditioner performance test
• One brake adjustment and inspection
• One radiator drain and fill
• One wheel-alignment check
• One complete spin balance on two tires
• One battery and charging system analysis
• Two check-engine-light code readings
• Seven additional service discounts

Auto Care Super Saver relieves car caretakers of some expenses and fretting with a bundle of maintenance services redeemable over the course of a full year and transferable between vehicles. Joyrides can be kept running smoothly with three oil changes and two half-price oil changes performed by Karns Kar's ASE-certified technicians, which include up to 5 quarts of oil, lube, and a filter. Weary wheels can be pampered with a vehicular pedicure, as car-whisperers administer two tire rotations to even out wheel wear and tear.

Services can be unleashed on any of a customer's vehicles—whether they be station wagons, sports cars, foreign and domestic vehicles or merry-go-round mounts—and cover a slew of possible automotive ailments. With the included air-conditioner performance tests, cars' circulatory systems can be cleansed, keeping vents from spewing heat or fully formed snowmen, and the included brake inspection reveals any stopping problems and gains customers a $25 discount on any brake servicing. Most services take approximately 30 minutes depending on vehicle type. The comprehensive coupon card also grants clients a minimum 10% discount on any additional repairs.

For questions call Auto Care Super Saver's customer support line at (214) 449-8323.