The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a comprehensive coupon card that includes five oil changes, two tire rotations, an air-conditioner performance test, two check-engine-light services, and more from Auto Care Super Saver (a $79.95 value). This may be redeemed at the following AAMCO locations: 5911 Chimney Rock Road in Houston; 7900 Highway 6 South in Houston; 5930 Highway 6 North in Houston; 1302 FM 1960 West in Houston; or 8331 FM 1960 Bypass Road West in Humble.

Auto Care Super Saver relieves car caretakers of some expenses and fretting with a bundle of maintenance services redeemable over the course of a full year. Keep joyrides running smooth with five oil changes that include up to five quarts of nonsynthetic oil, lube, and a filter, or give your jalopy a pedicure with a tire rotation that evens out wheel wear and tear. Services can be unleashed upon any one of a customer's vehicles, whether they be station wagons, sports cars, or feral merry-go-round mounts. The check-engine-light service uncovers the source of the light-illuminating problem, and with the comprehensive coupon card, clients receive 15% off any additional repairs. With the air-conditioner performance tests, Auto Care Super Saver cleanses cars' circulatory systems, keeping vents from spewing heat or fully formed snowmen.