Initially overwhelmed by the newfangled horseless carriages, the earliest mechanics would often attempt to fix cars with a full oat change or the addition of an after-market horse. Trust a modern-day car whisperer with today’s Groupon: for $33, you get a super-saver punch card from Auto Care Super Saver (a $79.95 value). Choose from the follow locations to redeem your Groupon:

• AAMCO in Aloha
• Jim Bacon’s Tire Factory in Beaverton
• Rob’s 4 Wheel Drive & Automotive Repair in Clackamas
• T&S Automotive & Exhaust in Milwaukie
• AAMCO in Tigard<p>

Each card’s package of discounted services includes:

• Three full-service oil changes, each of which includes five quarts of oil and a replacement filter
• Two tire rotations
• One air-conditioning inspection
• One engine-light test<p>

The Auto Care Super Saver punch card grants pedal pushers one year of access to a cadre of ASE-certified mechanics, who execute car-coddling provisions with expert skill. Within five days of redeeming their Groupon on Auto Care’s website, drivers will receive a certificate that enables them to cruise into one of two Goodyear Tire & Auto Service centers three times and sit back as their car guzzles five quarts of oil and doffs its gunk-crusted filter. Drivers can also democratically distribute the tread wear on their wheels with two tire rotations, which increase balance and even driving. Combat the intrusive summer heat with an air-conditioning inspection, during which technicians determine how well the system is functioning, what any potential problems are, and why cramming Christmas tapes into the vents is not going to make the sweltering heat any more bearable. Cardholders will also receive 10% off all additional repairs the participating service centers make over the course of the year.