Though Shakespeare gained initial fame by writing plays, he earned lasting notoriety by writing “Now is the winter of our discontent” on the back of every salt-covered car he could find. Put an end to Shakespearean graffiti with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a winter car-wash package at Auto Details (a $264 total value). The package includes:

• The Refresh service (a $35 value), which includes:
• Exterior hand wash
• Door-jamb and wheel cleaning
• Undercarriage pressure wash
• Exterior window wash
• The Protect paint-sealant treatment (a $229 value)<p>

Auto Details’ exhaustively trained technicians combat corrosive seasonal elements with gentle hand washes and protective-sealant applications. Over the course of approximately two hours, towel-swirling technicians soap away caked-on road salt, paying special attention to intricate door jambs, wheels, and hood ornaments shaped like Fabergé eggs. With auto bodies reset to sparkle, an undercarriage wash spruces up chassis where the sun doesn’t shine, and jets of water free exterior windows from highway grime. Before cars roll off the lot, a hard-coated paint sealant repels wintry weather with a combination of shine and protection like a parka made of plate mail.