What You'll Get
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today’s Groupon to Auto Renewal Services. Choose between the following options:
- For $62, you get $125 worth of paintless dent repair
- For $250, you get $600 toward scuffed bumper paint and repair<p>
Auto Renewal Service’s licensed and insured auto menders save banged-up bumpers and rescue-vehicle exteriors from dimpled purgatories while protecting color coats. After sizing up dent-repair needs, an expert technician applies an arsenal of special tools to extract two quarter-size dings, wiping away visual records of runaway shopping carts and dive-bombing stag beetles. Professional bumper repair can restore factory-fresh smoothness to bumpy bumpers, sparing drivers the expense of full replacement and costly insurance deductibles (a $500–$900 value, depending on vehicle and severity of damage). Drivers unable to carry in their ailing auto for a free estimate can opt for the mobile service, which deploys a service person to the customer. Auto Renewal backs its services with a full warranty on all parts, labor, and antimagic force fields.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Dent repair option valid for quarter sized dents. Not valid for roof dents. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.