What You'll Get
According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal: for $89, you get a full European car detailing from Autoscope Motorsports, a $225 value.
Once wheeled into Autoscope's cavernous repair bay, your steel steed's full scrub-and-rub bath time begins with a thorough exterior wash that scrubs the bugs off the grill, gets the grime off the wheels and wheel wells, and rubs the muck off the underside of the bumper. The car-clean experts will rub it down from its belly to rearview ears with Clay-Bar to hit clinging barnacles, followed with a dose of compound to get deep into the paint and reverse any seafaring-related damages. Finally they'll apply a sealant to preserve your car's verve and repel anything composed of potentially filthy matter. Meanwhile, an interior cleaning wipes off peanut butter on the dashboard, vacuums up globs of peanut butter embedded in the carpet, and spoons old peanut butter out the ashtray to make a peanut butter sandwich. They'll also clean, lotion, and condition your leather till it shines like a beautiful, peanut buttery mane. For the coup de grace, Autoscope's detail-devotees slather your ride with a thick coat of wax that's more creamy than chunky. Check out more information here.
After your machine is clean and shakes itself dry, stick it alongside its rival in Autoscope's tandem dynamometer and faux-drag race in place until the fumes make you giddy. For more information, see Autoscope's FAQ page here.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Valid only at location purchased. Valid only for European cars. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Autoscope Foreign Car Care
Autoscope Foreign Car Care's factory-certified technicians detail and service nearly all European makes and models, including Audi, Mercedes, and Jaguar. At the two Dallas locations and the one in Plano, they execute plans to fix everything from cooling systems and brakes to engines that foolishly thought they could, stamping each car's maintenance book to keep the original manufacturer's warranty valid. They also hand wash and vacuum every car that comes in for a service. However, the shop's team can perform a more thorough cleaning with detailing services, scrubbing frown lines from bumpers, peeling off contaminants such as tree sap and bugs, waxing, and completely cleansing cars inside and out.