What You'll Get
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an oil change, 40+ point vehicle physical, Aquapel window treatment, and tire rotation at Autotech Auto Center in O'Fallon (a $112.06 value).
Autotech Auto Center's experienced technicians perform thorough inspections and car fluid transfusions to maintain peak auto performance. Routine oil changes replace sullied oil filters, top up fluid levels, and expel gunk and buildup with five quarts of fresh semi-synthetic oil. A 40+ point inspection checks tire pressure and brake systems while scrutinizing every nook and cranny of each piston-pumper. Tire rotations prevent uneven wear on automotive shoes, and an Aquapel windshield treatment ensconces reflective surfaces in a debris-repelling coat, causing precipitation to bead up and surrender like the Romans at Waterloo while helping to improve nighttime driving visibility.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Extra fee for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Autotech Auto Center
ASE master technicians Greg Kinder and Mike Kuemmel take the helm at Autotech Auto Center, where they keep foreign and domestic rides of all makes and models running smoothly. They fiddle under the hood, slide below the car, and dance on the roof, all to keep transmissions, brakes, and tires in check. While the team tunes up AC systems or drains dirty oil, customers can relax in the comfortable waiting room outfitted with a TV, free WiFi, and plenty of hot coffee.