While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a facial is still an effective tool for discovering knives, small firearms, and exotic imported animals stowed away in one's cheeks. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a microdermabrasion facial (a $100 value) at Avalon Salon & Tanning.

With an experienced staff of beauty dispensers and skincare products, Avalon Salon soothes weary head masks from the comfort of their Ferry Street pampering studio. During the microdermabrasion facial, stressed expressions will be cleansed and massaged, leaving the face pure, relaxed, and less prone to barking at strangers. Next, a combination of moisturizing and exfoliating creams is applied to the skin, exfoliating dead skin cells and banishing visage roughness in favor of a smooth, silk-like semblance. Each facial will be specially customized to the client's skin type and needs, ensuring maximized wrinkle reduction, acne-scar management, and proper tapping of its maple-syrup stores.

Taking good care of your skin is important at any age. When future forms of facial recognition require a scan of your face before you can enter your hovercraft or open a can of hovercraft fuel with your automatic can opener, it’ll be nice to know you’re dependably radiant. Call ahead to make an appointment.