Like a UFO abduction, laser hair removal bathes its follicular victim in light, removes it from its home, and drops it oblivious and alone in a faraway panda exhibit. Teleport your hair out of existence with today's Groupon to Avante Laser Hair Removal & MediSpa, redeemable at two locations in Houston and The Woodlands. Choose from the following options:

• For $149, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on a small area (up to a $585 value). Click here for a list of available areas.
• For $299, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on a medium area, including the full face, shoulders, or partial bikini zone (up to an $840 value).
For $499, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on a large area, including the buttocks, lower arms, abdomen, or Brazilian bikini zone (up to a $1,215 value).

Avante Laser Hair Removal & MediSpa cultivates smooth, stubble-free physiques with expert technicians and an arsenal of effective laser technology. In a preliminary consultation, the laser specialist appraises skin tone and hair hue to determine the ideal laser to use and answers pertinent questions about sun exposure and methods for lasering Abe Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore beard. Wielding the GentleLase Plus or the Apogee Elite laser for fairer complexions and the Apogee Elite Nd:Yag laser for darker skin tones, the technician zaps each unwanted follicle with a quick burst of light and heat, vaporizing the hair and leaving the surrounding tissue unharmed. Once the follicle is disabled, hair leaves its unwelcome residence within a month, much like the moon's freeloading crescent offspring. A minimum of five to eight treatments is usually necessary to get a fully fuzz-free area, and clients are free to double up their Groupons to get even smoother, silkier skin.

_ Though Avante Laser Hair Removal & MediSpa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available._