Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $150, you get three sessions of laser hair removal at Avante Laser and MediSpa, with locations in The Woodlands and Houston (up to a $585 value). See the sidebar for all areas included in this Groupon.

Upholding the highest standards in cosmetic aesthetic practices, the Avante Woodlands and Houston teams of certified medical professionals keep skin glowing at its youthful and hair-free best. Its advanced laser hair-reduction therapies have banished follicular infringement on more than 400,000 clients since it opened its doors more than a decade ago.

Select three smoothing treatments targeted at one area of the body. Initial visits include a consultation regarding epidermal history, skin type, and results of your Myers-Briggs personality test. Once procedurally cleared, choose from popular areas such as the bikini line ($585) for worry-free beach romping. Upper-lip treatments ($375) stop hairs from stealing your milk mustache's spotlight, and hands and finger sessions ($420) make skin as creamy as actual milk. Men can also eradicate nostril hairs ($270) or keep ear canals ($330) free of follicular debris, regardless of age.

Throughout each procedure, clients endure minimal pain. Average smooth seekers require a minimum of five to eight treatments for maximum results, along with periodic upkeep and flossing. To get a closer look at Avante's laser procedures, visit here.