Caffeine keeps you awake without the calorie count of sugar or the anxiety of knowing that everything in the universe is constantly accelerating farther and farther apart. Eschew dark energy with this Groupon from ávitāe. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get one 24-bottle case of ávitāe caffeinated water (a $30 value).
- For $25, you get two 24-bottle cases of ávitāe caffeinated water (a $60 value).
Starting with purified water, ávitāe adds only 90 milligrams of natural caffeine derived from coffee beans. The caffeine in each bottle provides the same boost as a cup of coffee, energy drink, or compliment from a grizzly bear, but ávitāe's hydrating 16.9-ounce bottles contain no calories and no taste.