What You'll Get
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After another back-bleeding day at the leech farm, your body will be ready for a relaxing tune-up. Today’s Groupon to Awaken Wellness gets you a customized 90-minute massage for $55, a $110 value. Retreat to the serene studio for an appointment Monday through Thursday from 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. or Friday through Sunday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The cozy lounge is outfitted with oversized armchairs, and peaceful therapy rooms will keep you feeling calm with warm lighting and natural colors.
Your trained and licensed massage therapist will assess your daily routine of skyscraper scaling and loom weaving to determine the best modalities to soothe the aches and stresses of your life. During your indulgent 90 minutes of relaxation and renewal, your therapist will use one or a combination of the following techniques:
- Swedish: The most popular type of massage. Melt your muscles like beeswax, erase tension, improve blood flow, and awaken the lymphatic system.
- Deep Tissue: Give your body a break and surrender to an hour of deliberate strokes and direct muscle grain pressure.
- Sports Massage: If you’ve been pounding the pavement in preparation for a marathon or enduring rigorous training, recharge with this massage designed to enhance endurance and reduce recovery time.
Ninety minutes can feel like a Satre-esque eternity when you’re watching the 2007 Lindsay Lohan vehicle I Know Who Killed Me, but massages make time fly backwards through itself. In 90 minutes, your body will fully relax, allowing the therapist to work rejuvenating magic on your muscles. You’ll leave content and light, without the weight of gratuitous violence and overacting burdening your newly liberated shoulders.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or invalid. Not valid with other offers. Gratuity not included. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.