Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a one-hour massage or facial at Awaken Wellness & Rejuvenation Spa (a $65 value).
Awaken Wellness & Rejuvenation Spa uses all organic products with all spa services and furnishings to ensure an all-encompassing, eco-friendly experience. In the 60-minute Awaken massage, a licensed massage therapist's skilled hands will administer Swedish techniques. Long, flowing strokes will knead away knots to release tension, improve circulation, and thoroughly subdue negative thoughts about being forced to live in underground cities. If you've already got your back's back, opt for an Awaken facial instead. First, a technician will analyze your face for imperfections and potholes before carefully selecting the precise brew of organic Pevonia Botanica skin care products to match your skin type. Nature's sweetest nectars will be applied to your façade for a turbo booster of skin health, radiance, and a rejuvenated sense of mirror-worthiness.
While your features are reaching optimal pamperness, vegetate in the natural ambience of sustainable design. Awaken Wellness incorporates sleek bamboo walls, cork and slate flooring, a fully recycled carpet, and energy-efficient firework displays. Call ahead to make an appointment.