What You'll Get
Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $15, you get one 30-minute massage (a $35 value) or two chair massages (a $36 value) at Awakenings Massage on the Northwest side. Alternatively, you can apply the $36 value of the Groupon toward a more expensive massage and pay the difference.
Awakenings' staff of muscle manipulators focuses on alternative massage therapies to relax clients in an education-oriented environment. Like instructors pairing student whale-riders with whales, the therapists will match each 30-minute massage with a client’s comfort levels and tolerance for seaweed, giving background on massage choices, answering questions, and adjusting drapery and clothing options. Services offered include the toxin-releasing shiatsu modality and the universal energy-balancing reiki treatment, as well as the standard Swedish method used during the 15-minute chair massage. For an additional $10, you can upgrade your massage with a hot stone treatment, which is only superseded in the ability to soothe, relax, and comfort your body by a frozen meatball treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. New clients only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Valid towards massage only. Gratuity not included. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.