Despite being a hit at parties, ice sculptures and Draculas must otherwise live secluded lives in cold lairs or face exploding under the sun’s light. Treasure the fleeting with today's Groupon: for $87, you get a candy-cane ice luge from Awesome Ice Factory (a $175 value).
The expert ice sculptors at Awesome Ice Factory work their frosty magic on mammoth blocks of ice, carving them into party-enlivening crystalline drink luges. Perfectly accessorizing any party's imbibery, candy-cane luges send drinks down an icy slope, depositing them in cups or mouths with the delicious coolness of Gérard Depardieu depositing spare change at the bank. After placing orders, ice-coordinators can pick up the sculpture from Awesome Ice Factory's frozen storage location, or have it delivered for an additional fee. Luges last four–six hours, depending on the environment's temperature and whether or not steamy love songs are blasting over the sound system.