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What You'll Get
While commanding an army of feline assassins and threatening to incinerate the moon are valid ways to ensure a successful run for mayor, hair removal remains the least sinister way to utilize a spare laser. Today's Groupon helps piliferous politicians craft a kinder, sleeker, more electable image: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $455 value) at Axtell Plastic Surgery, located in Newton.
Led by Columbia-educated surgeon Dr. Susan Lovelle, the friendly staff of follicle exterminators at Axtell Plastic Surgery eradicates unwanted fuzzy regions with a relatively pain-free non-surgical treatment, which uses light energy to target pigment inside the hair follicle without damaging the surrounding skin. Take care of unwelcome face-fur with upper lip ($155), chin ($200), or neck ($200) treatments, or stun a would-be purse-snatcher with your newly non-hirsute under-arm ($400), bikini line ($450), lower back ($455), or lower leg ($455). Body bristle must be targeted during its re-growth phases for long-lasting no-hair-ness; Axtell normally recommends as many as six treatments on a given area. Fortunately, customers can double their derma de-furment by snagging two Groupons, ensuring their chosen body part will be rendered as sensuously slick as any well-margarined waterslide.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation notice or 1 treatment is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.