Unlike people, cats are adorable when wearing head-to-toe hair suits and batting at laser pointers. Showboat your shorn skin and laser-like focus with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments—valid for the upper lip, chin, sideburns, ears, nose, happy trail, feet, or hands—at AZ Laser Clinic & Skin Rejuvenation Center (a $270 value). This deal is good at both Arizona locations in Glendale and Chandler.

Tickling your skin with a polite stream of light, beams zap patients' excess strands with what AZ Laser Clinic dubs the "Gold Standard" of hair removal. During the treatments, a bouquet of pulsing parallel light rays passes through skin and is absorbed by the follicle. The luminous though low-energy emission then gently defeats the follicle, forcing it to surrender its life and its encyclopedia collection. Depending on myriad circumstances, somewhere between four and eight treatments may be necessary to achieve dolphin-like skin.