A clean house, like a clean driving record, requires a staunch commitment to not running over game birds and leaving them there. Take a break from your gallant goal with today's deal: for $55, you get three hours of cleaning services from Azarius Enterprises. The Azarius Clean Team of dirt-fighting desperados will kick grit and grime to the curb while making houses safer and healthier for inhabitants-in-distress. Today's Groupon is good for a three-hour initial clean by one of the bonded cleaning-crew members. This professionally trained troupe of uniformed mop-masters meticulously cleanses, sanitizes, disinfects, and deodorizes so that even hard-to-find dirt is exiled. For green-minded clients, Azarius offers a line of special order, non-toxic, eco-friendly products for an additional $7 per visit. Check out their service page to see a list of sinks or switches that will soon be as clean as the Queen's rap sheet.