Unlike a top hat wearing another, tinier top hat, a limo exudes refinement without an air of desperation. Enjoy a graceful trip around town with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a customizable two-hour holiday-lights tour for up to six people from AZ Sedans LLC (a $150 value).
AZ Sedans LLC's suit-and-tied chauffeurs scoop up passengers in luxurious cars and escort them on two-hour excursions through the area's most illuminated wonderlands. Armed with extensive training and a GPS, one of AZ Sedans' drivers will swing by any spot in Maricopa County to greet festive groups of up to six passengers, who can then relax in the spacious, luxurious back seats of a well-appointed ride, gazing slack-jawed at illuminated trees, counting the thousands of glittering bulbs, and naming lawn-animal figurines after renowned zoologists. Scenery chewers can customize their tour and opt to visit spots such as the Arizona Celebration of Lights, a mile-long wonderland of tunnels and arches dotted with animated figures and peppered with more than seven million lights, or Glendale Glitters, featuring 16 historical downtown blocks interwoven with 1.5 million holiday lights, a children's petting zoo, and enough vibrant colors to overwhelm colorblindness. The well-informed drivers can map out a tour for passengers unfamiliar with popular neighborhoods or unwilling to unfold a map.