Though pursued throughout history, the Fountain of Youth lost its appeal when explorers who hopped into its waters were immediately kicked out for adult swim. Turn back just enough time with today’s Groupon to Azure Spa in Mandeville. Choose from the following options:

• For $45, you get a mint-chocolate signature facial (a $90 value).
• For $60, you get one microdermabrasion treatment (a $120 value).
• For $150, you get three microdermabrasion treatments (a $360 value).

Under the direction of popular local press presence Dr. Kelly Burkenstock, Azure Spa treats epidermal ailments with results-oriented facials and all-natural medical-grade skincare. Upon check-in, visitors cloak themselves in a spa robe and a set of slippers so that they can slink through the spa’s corridors without waking the ghosts of dead skin cells. Microdermabrasion treatments smooth uneven texture, exfoliating mugs with a handheld mechanism that buffs skin while engulfing loosened cells with gentle suction. The noninvasive nature of the treatment results in little to no downtime, and clients may notice active blemishes become dormant, fine lines soften, and sun damage fade into the ether.

The mint-chocolate signature facial nourishes human emoticons with a vitamin-enriched mask, making skin stronger than a superhero’s email password. A peppermint hydrator then cools flushed faces, and chocolate essential oils sweeten pores. Clients who choose Azure’s signature treatment can continue to stamp their spa visas by enjoying a German massage shower and Belgian steam aromatherapy, and all spa-goers can nosh on wine and chocolate after their services.