What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others, to painful effect. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package at Azzatori Chiropractic Center, which has locations in Bethlehem, Quakertown, Willow Grove, and Doylestown (a $325 total value). The package includes a consultation with a new-patient exam, two x-rays, a chiropractic adjustment, and a 30-minute massage.
The friendly, licensed spine specialists at Azzatori Chiropractic are committed to creating bodily harmony for all of their patients. With today's deal, a full-service session employs a variety of methods to diagnose and correct the maladjusted bone boxes within your body. During your thorough consultation and exam, you can discuss specific conditions with the doctor, who will listen and take heed before treating your treasured torso (a $115 value). Following the reflex and flexibility exam, you'll receive a series of two x-rays to determine your inner alignment (a $55 value). Armed with knowledge and sure hands, the doc will target problem joints and knots with a chiropractic adjustment (a $120 value), and then soothe any lingering tensions with a relaxing, half-hour therapeutic massage (a $35 value). Afterward, you'll feel balanced, renewed, and at ease, ready to brave the evil office chair or model next museum season's winsome Homo erectus fashions with cool confidence.
Unlike conventional medicine, which treats the disease once it occurs by traveling back in time to prevent it, chiropractic focuses on improving health and reducing the risk of pain and illness before it happens, without DeLorean driving or quantum leaping. Each of Azzatori Chiropractic's four convenient locations comes stocked with experienced, helpful doctors that are willing to answer any questions you might have, making today's deal a great opportunity for first-time visitors.
- His office staff couldn't be nicer and they always make me feel very welcome, always greeting me with a smile. His office is beautiful, very relaxing and very easy to get to and from with a lot of parking. – BW18929, Google Maps, Doylestown location
- Azzatori Chiropractic is extremely accomodating [sic] and very friendly. Dr Azzatori and his staff truly care about their patients' health and well being. Thank you for keeping my family healthy! – Dave Landis, Yahoo! Local, Quakertown location
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Valid only for services listed. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Azzatori Chiropractic Center
At Azzatori Chiropractic Center, Doctor of Chiropractic Andrew Rittenhouse works to help his clients "rediscover a life without pain." Focusing on the principles of chiropractic wellness care, he and his staff use modern chiropractic equipment and technology to treat the whole body. Rather than merely treating the symptoms of health problems, Dr. Rittenhouse looks for underlying causes and offers treatments and lifestyle adjustments that promote healing and optimized body function. Clients come to him for help with a range of maladies, from back pain and headaches to allergies and asthma.