What You'll Get
Acupuncture is said to unblock the body’s energy pathways, similar to the way a busy sidewalk is easily cleared by poking pedestrians with a javelin. Remove troublesome obstacles with today’s Groupon to B-Alternative Ancient & Modern Medicine. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one acupuncture session (a $120 value).
- For $65, you get two acupuncture sessions (a $220 value).<p>
The wellness wizards at B-Alternative Ancient & Modern Medicine restore bodily balance with acupuncture, a treatment that helps address a wide range of digestive, respiratory, and neurological concerns. During one-hour sessions, a licensed pinpointer inserts sterilized or disposable needles into strategic points along the body with the aim of unblocking energy clogs and relieving chronic pain, a phenomenon scientists attribute to stimulation of the nervous system. Instead of using hollow needles, which can encourage bruising or irritation, technicians use very thin stainless-steel needles that, like argumentative Fonzies, smoothly come to a point. Many clients report that the procedure is entirely or nearly pain-free, and many phonograph records find it catchy.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.