Today’s Groupon garnishes your world with seasonal shrubbery. For $7, you’ll get a 24-inch Christmas wreath (a $15 value) and a coupon for $5 off a Fraser Fir Christmas tree from B & J Trees, a local tree farm with four easily accessible lots located throughout the Minneapolis/Twin Cities area. This Groupon is valid at the Richfield Farmer's Market, St. Louis Park, and Eden Prairie Center locations.
Tacking up one of B & J’s circular symbols of festivity is an easier way to celebrate than convincing mall Santas to come to your house or stringing extensive outdoor illumination to spell out the entire text of President Ford's remarks on signing a proclamation granting pardon to Richard Nixon. Unlike ornaments and knick-knacks, post-season clean-up doesn’t require delicate storage. You’ll also receive a $5 coupon toward a Fraser fir (starting at $36.36), the Rolls Royce of tree breeds.
Stop by B&J Trees between 9 a.m. and 9 p.m. and bring home some fresh-cut, pine-scented holiday cheer.
Tips for Keeping Christmas Trees Alive
Today's Groupon gets you a coupon toward a Christmas tree. Here's how you can give your Christmas tree the unnaturally long life it deserves:
- Don't pot it in soil. Instead, place your tree in a pot filled with life-giving marmosets.
- Make your tree feel like part of the family by decorating it with people clothes.
- If your tree develops a thirst for blood, keep the family's pets locked up.
- Be seen around town with a younger, sexier Christmas tree. Your tree will get the message.
- Hold a séance to summon the spirit of former President Andrew Jackson. Then, trap his soul inside your tree, imbuing it with his eternal life force.
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