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A gleaming smile can be a double-edged sword, like when it procures you 37 hot dates in one night or blinds all five members of your personal fan club. Help your smile operate on only the best intentions with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a Zoom! teeth whitening and a take-home whitening kit at Babin Dentistry (a $595 value), located on Chatterton Way.

Venture into Dr. David Babin's state-of-the-art office and gift your gumcessories a Zoom! whitening treatment designed for safe, immediate shade-shifting results of at least six to ten shades. This quick, pain-free process takes just over an hour and involves the application of a scientifically formulated gel that activates under a specially designed Zoom! light. Feel free to kick back and relax in one of Dr. Babin's luxury massage chairs as the activated gel makes its way into your teeth, targeting discolourations and allowing you the comfort of knowing your mouth has always been full of white teeth trapped in dirty-teeth shells. Once Babin Dentistry's friendly, experienced staff completes the procedure, patients are fully armed with instant brightness that can last for years to come. The take-home touch-up kit arms you with the tools to maintain the gleaming new halo around your angelic smile and to block new stain grifters from settling on enamel once every six to twelve months.