What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's Groupon to Baby Mine in Midland. Licensed therapist Carla Harless draws from more than 10 years of massage experience to soothe women's tensions and smooth bothersome knots. Prenatal and labor massage is her specialty, and the fusion of tender techniques can ably impart relaxation, improve circulation, and relieve back discomfort and sciatic pain until the body rings with the soothing harmonic chirp of a herd of sparrows (see list of services and pricing).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid for women only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax & gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.