Although no one can explain why, most people agree that soda and pizza go together like a melodious string of shooby-dooby-do-bop-a-doobity-dang-a-dooby. Explore winning flavor combinations with today’s Groupon: for $16, you get one jumbo cheese pizza (a $30 value) and one 2-liter of soda (a $2.75 value) at Bacci Pizzeria (up to a $32.75 total value). Choose from 11 locations.
Bacci Pizzeria’s adroit dough wielders forge crispy crusts and coat them with savory sauce while going through their daily pizza-building routine. The 30-inch jumbo pizza’s 2.5-foot expanse of cheesy terrain can be traversed by parties of 8–10, who can pause to drink from its bubbling lakes of sauce and rest in the shade of its doughy walls. Add pepperoni, sausage, or other toppings for $4 each to build magnificent crenellations of olive atop ramparts of dough, then pour a 2-liter of soda down your throat to drown sugar cravings like medieval besiegers doused in refreshingly cool oil.
Bacci Pizzeria sometimes features a discounted price online.