With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disc with today's Groupon: for $6, you get $12 worth of delicious pizza, salad, soup, and more at Backstage Pizza Cafe. Using a proprietary spinning oven, this family-owned eatery dishes out delicious thin crust pizzas ($6 for 8” and $.75 each topping, or $11 for 14” and $1.50 per topping) that can be decorated with a slew of pie packers such as roasted red peppers, sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, bacon, spinach, Mike Ditka’s mustache, eggplant, and more. Sprinkle a garden salad ($5) or the soup of the day ($5) to your order for a little extra palpable pizzaz, or go skinny-dipping in the selection of eight beers on tap.