Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get two classic third-pound Back Yard burgers at Back Yard Burgers (up to a $9.64 value). Cheese and premium toppings are not included with this Groupon. Choose from the following locations:

• In Jackson on North Parkway
• In Jackson on Stonebridge Boulevard
• In Franklin on Center Point Place
• In Franklin on Galleria Boulevard
• In Brentwood
• In Clarksville
• In Nashville on Elm Hill Pike
• In Hendersonville
• In Hermitage
• In Murfreesboro
• In Fairview

Back Yard Burgers serves up 100% Black Angus burgers made-to-order on genuine flame-licked grills. Third-pound patties dress for dinner with fresh lettuce, vine-ripened tomatoes, red onions, dill pickles, and a condimental trio of ketchup, mustard, and mayo. Or, gussy up for patty prom with premium add-ons, including coleslaw, chili, sautéed mushrooms, and bacon, available at additional cost. Though not included in the Groupon, sides such as a loaded baked potato, chili, seasoned fries, or chili-cheese fries can help to obliterate hunger for those going without food for a 24-hour Weather Channel marathon.