Tooth discoloration can occur over time from drinking coffee each morning or immediately from growling at a squid. Battle the staining powers of nature with today's Groupon to Baer Dental Designs in Aurora. Choose from the following options:

• For $30, you get a one-hour customized massage (a $65 value).
• For $179, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening session (a $500 value).
• For $209, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening session and a 30-minute massage (a $545 value).

At Baer Dental Designs, Dr. Christopher Baer and in-house massage therapist Stephanie Cross team up to brighten clients' façades through professional whitening treatments and relaxing massages. A 45-minute in-office Zoom! whitening session helps eliminate smile discolorations resulting from everything from coffee stains to incisor tattoos. For the noninvasive procedure, patients lay back in a dental chair as Dr. Baer applies a light-reactive gel to the top and bottom teeth before saturating mouths with the bleaching beam of specialty Zoom! light. The treatment erases blemishes from bicuspid to molar, reducing visible stains and whitening teeth an average of eight shades.

After acquiring a glowing grin, customers can add a tension-releasing 30-minute massage, or opt for just a full-hour treatment instead, each at the experienced hands of Cross, a licensed massage therapist who has been practicing more than nine years. Each therapeutic muscle kneading is customized to address existing back issues—such as uncomfortable knots and shoulder-retained stress—and avoid triggering nerves that provoke bodies to start shaping themselves to spell YMCA.