The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get a complete oral exam ($124), teeth cleaning ($110), and x-rays ($118) at Baer and Nartea Family Dentistry in Tacoma (a $352 total value).
This family dentistry practice is the stronghold of Drs. Theodore Baer and Randolph Nartea, two expert dentists with a combined experience of over two decades. A visit to their dental facility is an ideal opportunity to give dirty or abandoned mouths an overdue cleaning and structural critique. These friendly dental aficionados will take up their gear and venture into your primary head hole, examining overall oral health and wellness, taking digital x-rays of your mouth, and finally, clearing out every speck of sand or spinach nestled deep in the darkest tooth crevices. The appointment will last roughly sixty to ninety minutes, after which time you’ll emerge with a squeaky-clean set of teeth to show off in your next family portrait or mug shot.
By improving mouth health, you can improve overall health; research suggests a link between periodontal diseases and other chronic conditions, including diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and Alzheimer's. A cleaning might not cure brain fever or hammer toes, but broken fillings and cavities can't hide from Dr. Baer or Dr. Nartea's expert sight. If you lay in bed at night fearing the piercing pain of a future cavity, let them check it out so you can sleep easy with a clean bill of health and nip dental disaster in the bud. Call ahead for an appointment.