Flavors, like fingerprints, come in millions of slightly varied forms and continue to provide police with a tangible lead in the abduction of Hansel and Gretel. Crack a culinary case with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of gourmet spices from Bagel Spice. This Groupon expires in two months.
Bagel Spice's seasonings bestow ring-shaped and non-ring-shaped foods alike with the flavors found in "everything" bagels. The classic original recipe ($4.99 for 2.2 oz.) can be used to add salt-free flavors to a plain bagel, a variety of creative recipes, or a bland slice of pizza made out of construction paper. Diners can also sprinkle eats with other spice varieties, including zesty jalapeño ($5.49 for 2.4 oz.) and sea-salt flakes ($4.99 for 2.6 oz.), both of which add a flavorful spin on the original recipe. All of the certified-kosher Bagel Spices never go bad and become unusable, but the flavors' potent ability to tickle taste buds and high-five uvulas will weaken over long periods of time or if repeatedly belittled for majoring in poetry in college.