What You'll Get
Flavors, like fingerprints, come in millions of slightly varied forms and continue to provide police with a tangible lead in the abduction of Hansel and Gretel. Crack a culinary case with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of gourmet spices from Bagel Spice. This Groupon expires in two months.
Bagel Spice's seasonings bestow ring-shaped and non-ring-shaped foods alike with the flavors found in "everything" bagels. The classic original recipe ($4.99 for 2.2 oz.) can be used to add salt-free flavors to a plain bagel, a variety of creative recipes, or a bland slice of pizza made out of construction paper. Diners can also sprinkle eats with other spice varieties, including zesty jalapeño ($5.49 for 2.4 oz.) and sea-salt flakes ($4.99 for 2.6 oz.), both of which add a flavorful spin on the original recipe. All of the certified-kosher Bagel Spices never go bad and become unusable, but the flavors' potent ability to tickle taste buds and high-five uvulas will weaken over long periods of time or if repeatedly belittled for majoring in poetry in college.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per order. Extra fee for shipping. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.