Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get either a one-month unlimited bed-tanning membership or one full-body airbrush spray tan at Baja Tan in Fox Point.
Baja Tan provides a clean and upscale facility that’s fully stocked with multiple tanning devices and staffed by a team of friendly professionals. Earn your pigmentation permit by taking control of your color during a one-month test drive of Baja's tanning beds. If you opt for the monthlong membership, you'll not only be granted unlimited access to Baja's VIP beds, each outfitted with 32 100-watt lamps, but you'll also receive one free pass to try each of the sun spa's higher-level beds, a 50% discount on any additional desired bed upgrades, and 10% off tanning lotions.
If you're in need of a new hue quicker than you can say “the Copernican model for a heliocentric solar system,” redeem this Groupon for a full-body airbrush tan. During your UV-free melatonin mist at Baja, skilled technicians will employ airbrushes to evenly coat your skin’s surface with a specially blended DHA formula, consisting primarily of a sugar-cane derivative and only minimally of microscopic wizards. The customized spray sessions take only 20 minutes, but the resulting sunshiny color can last up to seven days. Learn how to prepare and care for your airbrush tan here.