In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today’s Groupon to Balance and Tranquility. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to a $75 value).
- For $60, you get two 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages for one person (up to a $150 value).
- For $85, you get three 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massages for one person (up to a $225 value).
The licensed massage therapist at Balance and Tranquility employs the healing power of touch to release trapped muscle tension and improve well-being during relaxing one-hour massages. Once clients undress to their comfort level and shimmy beneath a modest cloth, they will be immersed in the soothing scents of oils and candles, as well as musical strains more relaxing than a whale humming Debussy. Next, the therapist’s expert hands unleash the long, flowing strokes of Swedish massage or the targeted pressure of deep-tissue massage. Each technique’s kneading helps unblock circulatory traffic jams, loosen stiffness in rusty joints, and bring harmony to the musculoskeletal system. Today’s Groupons are nontransferable, so all massages must be used by the same person or troupe of shockingly lifelike mannequins.
Though Balance and Tranquility sometimes offers discounts online, this Groupon provides the best deal available.
1400 Hollywood Rd.
Knoxville, Tennessee 37909