Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a M'Lis herbal contour body wrap at Balance Spa (up to a $115 value). Balance Spa's skilled wrap crew sheaths guests in comforting cocoons to help them to shed toxins and inches. The 60- to 90-minute M'Lis wrap can promote svelteness by freeing waste caught in the connective tissue’s ping-pong net.
After basting the skin with an herbal cream designed to rouse the lymphoid system, the technician wraps the body in cellophane and encourages the client to lie down in a relaxing position. The plastic hugs the physique with acupressure and sings "The Wheels on the Bus" to persuade cellulite to retreat.
Balance Spa offers discounts online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available.