Like the Beatlemania that once swept the nation, and the terrifying beetle-mania that almost demolished it, the next British big thing has arrived in San Francisco. Today's Groupon gets you $125 worth of beauty and wellness treatments at Balance the Clinic for $55. Balance in San Francisco is the second facility of the celebrated UK health and wellness clinic and offers all the high-end service and attention of its Chelsea, London, predecessor.
The same expert therapists and rejuvenationists who have kept Britain from sinking into the sea have brought their powers state-side to train the Balance staff in San Francisco, so expect to receive the same royal treatment as a certain figurehead monarch. If your face cries out in raspy wheezes, treat it to an 80-minute aromatherapy deluxe facial to return youth and hydration to your cheeks and chin region ($125), or indulge your figure in the security of a 90-minute Amino Body Wrap, which combines collagen, aloe vera, and amino acids to naturally tone your skin and shrink fat deposits ($125). For the weary-limbed, an arsenal of relieving massages will restore your humanity while increasing blood flow and overcoming your irrational fear of massage therapists. For the largest of stress knots, try a visit to the hypoallergenic infrared sauna.
As a leader in the increasingly popular field of colonic hydrotherapy, Balance the Clinic can start your year off with a clean slate by detoxifying your entire system. If you don't like what you see coming out of you during your hour-long session ($95), you might want to participate in a 90-minute one-on-one nutritional consultation ($125) so that you can make the lifestyle choices that lead to a healthier you.
There are countless ways for your body to benefit at Balance the Clinic, be it through immediate treatment or preventative measures provided by a firm understanding of your own health. Buy multiple Groupons to detox any friends who are able to get drunk off their own sweat. You can also buy a colonic hydrotherapy session for people you don't like and prove the old saying, "The enema of my enemy is my friend."
This Groupon is not valid for chiropractic, naturopathy, or acupuncture services.
Balance the Clinic is brand-new in San Francisco, but see what The Daily Mail says about its location in London:
- Fantastic!...I felt thrilled with the results. – The Daily Mail
Balance the Clinic
In one room, skincare specialists swath bodies in an all-natural seaweed gel, sprinkle on a potpourri of nourishing herbs, and let infrared heat draw out their toning and detoxifying qualities. In another, acupuncturists realign clients' chi and fine-tune their physical and emotional fields. And behind any door, massage therapists may be kneading tense muscles, chiropractors may be adjusting injured backs, or aestheticians may be resurfacing complexions to a radiant glow with oxygen facials.
A staff of professionals from many areas of expertise come together under the roof and stress-zapping force field of Balance the Clinic, where they work together to bolster physical and emotional health with natural remedies and clinically tested treatments. In addition to consulting with any of these staff members, guests also can retreat into the privacy of an infrared sauna. From a private changing room, individuals or couples step into a hypoallergenic, odor-free basswood chamber equipped with a sound system that sets the sauna gently vibrating in time with relaxing music.