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Like the Beatlemania that once swept the nation and the terrifying beetle-mania that almost demolished it, the next British big thing has arrived in San Francisco. Today's Groupon gets you a colonic hydrotherapy treatment, an infrared sauna session, and an optional 50-minute massage at Balance the Clinic. Choose between the following two options:

  • $65 for colonic hydrotherapy and an infrared sauna session (a $140 value)
  • $110 for colonic hydrotherapy, an infrared sauna session, and a 50-minute massage (a $235 value).

As a leader in the increasingly popular field of colonic hydrotherapy, Balance the Clinic initiates detoxification sequences by overhauling your body’s trash chute. The 60-minute colonic procedure ($95) gently sweeps postern portals with disposable consumables and FDA-approved appliances in a clean, safe environment, and professional colon hydrotherapists are dedicated to keeping first-time cleansees comfortable pre, mid, and post flush. Keep the detox process pumping out impurities by taking a 30-minute infrared sauna session ($45) in Balance’s hypoallergenic, odor-free hot room, which can help reduce pain, lower blood pressure, and improve circulation. For the weary limbed, an arsenal of relieving 50-minute massages ($95)—from aromatherapy to deep tissue and Swedish—will restore your humanity while increasing blood flow and helping you overcome your irrational fear of massage therapists.

Balance in San Francisco is the second facility of the celebrated UK health and wellness clinic and offers all the high-end service and attention of its Chelsea, London predecessor. The same expert therapists and rejuvenationists who have kept Britain from sinking into the sea have brought their powers stateside to train the Balance staff in San Francisco, so expect to receive the same royal treatment as a certain figurehead monarch. You can also buy a colonic hydrotherapy session for people you don't like and prove the old saying, "The enema of my enemy is my friend."

Services must be completed in one visit.

Reviews

Yelpers give Balance the Clinic an average of four stars.

  • It was not awkward like I imagined. The sauna after was really nice and the bath products they had smelled wonderful. – Mia G.
  • I thought Balance was great! I went in for the Colonic Hydrotherapy followed by a massage (great thing to do after the colonic, I thought) and was very pleased with both services, staff and facilities. – Talia W.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Must use in 1 visit. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Balance the Clinic


In one room, skincare specialists swath bodies in an all-natural seaweed gel, sprinkle on a potpourri of nourishing herbs, and let infrared heat draw out their toning and detoxifying qualities. In another, acupuncturists realign clients' chi and fine-tune their physical and emotional fields. And behind any door, massage therapists may be kneading tense muscles, chiropractors may be adjusting injured backs, or aestheticians may be resurfacing complexions to a radiant glow with oxygen facials.

A staff of professionals from many areas of expertise come together under the roof and stress-zapping force field of Balance the Clinic, where they work together to bolster physical and emotional health with natural remedies and clinically tested treatments. In addition to consulting with any of these staff members, guests also can retreat into the privacy of an infrared sauna. From a private changing room, individuals or couples step into a hypoallergenic, odor-free basswood chamber equipped with a sound system that sets the sauna gently vibrating in time with relaxing music.

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