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Reviewed January 1, 2012
What You'll Get
The connection between mind and body is easily endangered by late-night Cartesian anxieties and careless spinal electricians. Repair your wiring holistically with today’s Groupon to Balanced Health. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $100 value).
- For $95, you get two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $200 value).
Balanced Health’s team of benevolent manipulators spreads its skills across several massage modalities—including deep-tissue, sports, Swedish, prenatal, oncology, and shiatsu —to release tension and rehabilitate stress-induced injuries. The hands of an experienced therapist glide across backs like a swan ice-skating across a pond, drawing stress away with every stroke. Opt for a Swedish massage to bask in firm, measured pressure that unfurls knotted tissues and refolds them into origami kittens that paw lovingly at muscles long after the hour ends. Alternatively, a therapeutic sports session stretches soft tissue and outfits joints with factory-fresh pairs of Air Jordans.
All massages take place on private, thickly padded tables with comfy fleece covers, warming pads, and soothing creams to facilitate the mind-body peacemaking process.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.