Yoga can greatly increase a person's flexibility, which can increase their ability to pick apples, win limbo trophies, and retrieve limbo trophies from the basement without leaving the porch swing. Stretch toward success with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a 10-class pass to Balanced Life Yoga in Beaumont (an $80 value).
Since 1996, fitness guru Chanelle Neilson has shaped bodies into acrobatic lawn ornaments, and on March 1 of this year, she opened Balanced Life Yoga to cater to the pose-deprived denizens of Beaumont. Connect body and mind without the use of kite string with a 10-class punch card, which grants access to relaxation and family yoga sessions taught in the flowing Vinyasa method. Up to 45 human paperclips twist and turn in dizzying synchronization during classes that last between 30 and 60 minutes, with three morning workout opportunities offered per week and additional classes forthcoming. Balanced Life Yoga’s padded floors comfortably support downward-facing dogs and sideways-rolling armadillos, and yoga mats may be brought from home or borrowed from the studio.