Without a back, you'd never know which way was forward, making dramatic exits confusing and awkward. Reward your back for not being up front with today's Groupon. For $59, new patients get an exam, a gentle adjustment, a one-hour massage, and x-rays at Ballantyne Advanced Chiropractic (up to a $396 value). The office is closed on Thursday, Sundays, and select times throughout the week.

Dr. Jason Usher and the staff at Ballantyne Advanced Chiropractic are committed to giving clients a pleasurable and productive first visit to the office. Upon arrival at the office's heliport, clients will be given a brief tour of the facilities and then meet with Dr. Usher. After an initial exam ($123) with Dr. Usher, some gentle adjustments—a well-placed pop here, an elegant application of pressure there—may take place to unjumble the joints and up international levels of spinal satisfaction for neck, upper, middle, and lower back ($50). Dr. Usher may decide x-rays ($158) are in order for some patients, in which case bones will be asked to "stop making that face and just say 'cheese'" for photographic evidence of subcutaneous subluxation and subterfuge. After the thermite flash powder settles, patients will receive a one-hour massage ($65) to release tension termites back into the wild.

Ballantyne Advanced Chiropractic has been navigating the nexuses of nervous systems in the Charlotte/Ballantyne area since 2003. With a focus on both treatment and prevention, Dr. Usher keeps spines smiling and joints jolly, all while keeping the patients' best interests at vertebrae.

Reviews

Seven MerchantCircle users give Ballantyne Advanced Chiropractic a solid 3.7 stars, and eight Google Maps reviewers give it five:

• Dr. Usher is an honest, caring, and sincere individual who cares about his patients. – jaysen, Google Maps
• I was really nervous about seeing a Chiropractor, but Dr. Usher made me feel calm and relaxed. I received wonderful care and a safe, gentle adjustment. – Kim, Google Maps
• Dr Jason Usher is comprehensive, and thorough. Will give you the help you are looking for! – Rick, Google Maps