Before the modern balloon, humans could only give out of a severely limited set of levitating presents that included hummingbirds, spit bubbles, and helicopters. Delight a loved one by giving gravity-defying keepsakes with today’s Groupon: for $9, you get $18 worth of balloon bouquets, candy, and gifts at Balloons By The Bunch.

Robby Bunch inflates spirits around the Lubbock area with a panoply of Mylar and latex balloon bouquets and gift packages. Bouquets vary in size from Small, comprising four floaters that remain airborne for four to seven days ($9.50 pickup, $17.50 delivery), to Jumbo, which lashes together nine miniature dirigibles that will strain skywards for a month ($39 pickup, $47 delivery). The Hot Air Balloon reigns supreme over the stretchy aircraft kingdom, steadied by three groups of 5” balloons and anchored to a pound of basketed sightseeing candy ($43.25 pickup, $51.25 delivery). Customers can rig free-floating inflatables with a complementary sand weight, or assign their balloon squadron to carry a cargo shipment replete with chips, crackers, peanuts, cookies, candy, and a soft drink ($14.25). Hire members of your flight crew from the stuffed animal pilot school ($10.99-$25.99) to ensure soft, cuddly travels.

Balloons By The Bunch thematically decorates bouquets for brightening hospital stays, celebrating births, or foregoing crowded elevators. A filling of Hi-Float buoys balloons for longer loft-times by coating their insides with a barrier that prevents anxious helium atoms from ducking out before the gravity-trouncing party is over.